1. You drank garri twice today, bought N100 recharge card and got 10mb, came on facebook and wrote "money no be problem" .... Your case dey court. . 2. You dey owe mama ikenna N50 and you dey wear "my money grow like grass t- shirt".. Weldone oo! . 3. You fit pay N5,000 enter club but for church na N20 be your offering.. God is watching you. . 4. You are too big to dance in church but you go gaga crazy when you hear the (gbedu wey dey burst brain - OLUWA NI).. God dey watch u o . 5. You're married but still chases other ladies and you claim you're going for refresher courses. Your cup go soon full. . 6. Just because you met him in a bus and he bought you gala, you come store him number as "bros gala"... Sista tank u o . 7. U are an o level holder, but nah you the sponsor your girl for uniben. My broda u be scholarship board? . 8. You dey inside hotel room snap picture come upload am write "home sweet home".... ur mata dey God hand. . 9. You enter public transoprt #600 to go shoprite go snap picture with oda people goods, abeg wetine I wan tell u. . 10. U way go read this my post, u no go comment, my dear u get leprosy for hand??