Funny Joke

Discussion in 'Just For Fun' started by blessing omorodion, Oct 8, 2017.

  1. 1. You drank garri twice today, bought
    card and got 10mb, came on facebook
    and wrote
    "money no be problem" .... Your case dey court.
    . 2. You dey owe mama ikenna N50
    and you dey
    "my money grow like grass t- shirt"..
    Weldone oo! .
    3. You fit pay N5,000 enter club but for
    church na
    N20 be your offering..
    God is watching you.
    . 4. You are too big to dance in church
    but you go
    crazy when you hear the (gbedu wey
    dey burst brain -
    OLUWA NI).. God dey watch u o .
    5. You're married but still chases other
    ladies and
    claim you're going for refresher
    courses. Your cup go soon full.
    6. Just because you met him in a bus
    and he
    you gala, you come store him number as "bros gala"...
    Sista tank u o
    7. U are an o level holder, but nah you
    sponsor your girl for uniben. My broda u be
    scholarship board?
    8. You dey inside hotel room snap
    picture come
    upload am write "home sweet home".... ur
    mata dey God
    hand. .
    9. You enter public transoprt #600 to
    go shoprite
    go snap picture with oda people goods,
    abeg wetine
    I wan
    tell u. .
    10. U way go read this my post, u no
    go comment, my
    dear u get leprosy for hand??