Reason why you should be patient

Discussion in 'Just For Fun' started by John osaretin, Oct 5, 2017.

  1. John osaretin

    John osaretin New Member

    I came home from work. I was tired. I sat down on the sofa. Put my feet up. My wife brought me a glass of water. My son gave me a sheet of paper:

    English Lang. 17%
    Biology 35%
    Mathematics 40%
    Physics 37%
    Chemistry 42%
    Economics 12%
    Agric. Science 19%
    Religion Knowl. ABS
    Geography 22%

    I lost my temper.

    And started shouting: "What is this? All the time on phone and TV. How dare you show me such marks?"

    My Wife said: "Be patient. Listen...."

    I told her: "Shut up! It's your love and pampering that has spoilt him. He is no good and never serious at all."

    My Wife said: "Oh! Really?"

    I said: "No one in our family has performed so badly ever."

    My Son said: "Dad, I am sorry. I was cleaning the old cupboard and I found this. This is your old school report card, dated 27th July 1980 sir."